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The Hypnotist's Watch

It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Chu the Jhu was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Chu the Jhu took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Chu the Jhu withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "Shit!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.

o demonstratie de hipnoza sonora curata pana in cele mai mici detalii de Chu the Jhu si Indjstione, simtiti incet cum pleoapele va sunt din ce in ce mai grele, mainile va aluneca in jos, pe langa corp, o presiune va apasa pe umeri facand imposibila orice miscare verticala, pleoapele va cad, tot mai jos, tot mai jos, trei...doi...unu You are now a chicken !! A Funky Chicken !!! ( marti 1 iunie ore 22 gazette)